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Necrophilia means never having to say you're sorry.

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"Ack! I come back from holiday and someone stole my chair, my phone cord, my
 general manager, my technical manager _and_ Emma!"
                        -- me


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"I grew up with six brothers.
That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom." 

Bob Hope.

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"Pillage, rape, and loot and burn, but all in moderation.
 If you do the things we say, then you'll soon rule the nation.
 Kill your foes and enemies and then kill your relations.
 Pillage, rape, and loot and burn, but all in moderation."
                        -- Plunderer's Theme
                                (to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocius)


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'A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance and to turn round
three times before lying down',

Robert Benchley


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