Today's quotes [7.20.19]
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For economists, the real world is often a special case.
Ask five economists and you'll get five different explanations (six if one went to Harvard).
-- Edgar R. Fiedler
"Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep." --
"The best thing about Altzheimers is getting to hide your
own Easter eggs."
"... because it hurts more when I'm going down."
"Love is the answer - but while you're waiting
for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions."
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