Today's quotes [7.2.19]
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I was born on the first of the month so they called me
It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out.
They had their eyes closed. They were seated at their desks with their
heads in a nodding position.
-- John Hogan, Commonwealth Edison Supervisor of News Information, responding to a
charge by a Nuclear Regulatory Commission inspector that two Dresden Nuclear Plant
operators were sleeping on the job.
"If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road
signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in
-- Discordian Quote File
* Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
The only thing you can do easily is be wrong,
and that's hardly worth the effort.
- The Phantom Tollbooth, by Norton Juster
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