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"In the beginning there was nothing... then there was EXCEL 97... Hmm... Okay,
 before that there were some other versions of Excel... and some nachos.
 But nothing else...  and Excel 97 did calceth thy numbers and it hath
 plotteth thy data...  And lo, it was draggeth-and-droppethed into thy lesser
 applications... And this was good and the world was at peace and stuff."
                        -- Excel 97 Hidden Credits


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"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying
and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself." 

Peter O'Toole.

2. 




After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse.

W.C. Fields

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There's an old story about the person who wished his computer were
       as easy to use as his telephone. That wish has come true, since I
       no longer know how to use my telephone. -- Stroustrup


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ON PARADOX AND RETURN POLICIES
   There is a CD out entitled "The Worst of Jefferson Airplane". If you
   buy this, take it home, play it, and enjoy it, should you take it back
   and demand a refund?


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