Today's quotes [7.18.19]
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Be moderate where pleasure is concerned, avoid fatigue.
Never ruin an apology with an excuse.
- Kimberly Johnson
Does God have a navel?
(Florida State University)
* Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had
years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet,
make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.
-- Dave Barry
"I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics
exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me."
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