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"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' 
Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.' " 

Charlie Brown. 

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"People are always playing with my things."
                        -- Brett "Bwettles" Hayne


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"... mutant brain-eating cyborgs are bad for business..."
                        -- "Battle Angel" (an Anime movie I saw)


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"Well I been called LUCIFER...
 And I been called SATAN...
 But my name's RICHARD...
 And YOU can call me DICK..."
                        -- Killdozer, "Richard"


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Get rid of aunts:  Zap does the job in 24 hours.

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