Today's quotes [7.11.19]
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Once at a social gathering, Gladstone said to Disraeli, "I predict,
Sir, that you will die either by hanging or of some vile disease".
Disraeli replied, "That all depends, sir, upon whether I embrace your
principles or your mistress."
"I want to touch it because it says don't touch..."
If people behaved like governments, you'd call the cops.
- Kelvin Throop
"I have made good judgements in the Past.
I have made good judgements in the Future."
- J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
Seen on a cesspool truck 'round Boston:
"A flush beats a full house"
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