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A young minister, in the first days of his first parish, was obliged to 
call upon the widow of an eccentric man who had just died. Standing before 
the open casket and consoling the widow, he said, "I know this must be a 
very hard blow, Mrs. Vernon. But we must remember that what we see here is 
the husk only, the shell...the nut has gone to heaven."

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This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat of
his car. After an hour or so, he whispers in her ear, "Do you want
to move to the back seat?"

She replies, "NO!" Flabbergasted, he says, "Why Not?"

To which she replies, "Well, I want to stay up here with you. It'd
be lonely back there!"

2. 




What's another term for cunnilingus? 

Genital Slurpees. 

3. 




What should you give a man who has everything? 

Penicillin

4. 




A conductor and a violist are standing in the middle
of the road. which one do you run over first, and why?

     The conductor. Business before pleasure. 

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