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A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in the
mirror. He asks, "What are you doing?"
She replies, "I went to the doctor today, and he told me I have the breasts
of a 25 year old."
The husband retorts, "Well, what did he say about your 50 year old ass?"
She replies, "Frankly dear, your name never came up."



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   Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbequeing a chicken on
   a manual rotisserie.
   A drunk comes walking along and says, "Hey, man...the music stopped,
   and your
   monkey's on fire."
   


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A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.
He says "Doctor, I want to put her on the pill."
The Doctor says "Why?!? Is she sexually active?"
The guy says "Nah, she just lies there like her mother."

Sent by soh


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What is grey and comes in quarts?

An Elephant. 

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It's so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.

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