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The "Environmental Engineering News" published some rather sobering
information about punishment for drunk driving convictions in other
In Australia, the names of drunk drivers are printed in
newspapers under the caption, "He's drunk and in jail."
In Malaysia the driver is jailed and, if married, the
spouse is jailed.
In the United Kingdom, Finland and Sweden there's an
automatic jail term of one year.
In Turkey, drunk drivers are driven 20 miles out of town
and forced to walk back.
In Bulgaria, a second drunk-driving conviction results
in capital punishment.
In El Salvador, your first offense is your last -- execution
by firing squad.
An American teenager ended up in hospital
because of serious head wounds received
from an oncoming train.
When asked about how he received the injuries,
the lad told the police that he was simply
trying to see how close he could get his head
to a moving train before he was hit.
At one job I had, the boss man got the idea that the IT
department should be living up to the slogan, "Giving every
user what they need."
I politely requested, "How do we get them to turn around so
we can kick them in the ass?" It went over quite well, the room
fell out laughing. I don't work there any more.
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