Today's quotes [2.5.19]
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"Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother."
- Ferengi Rule of Acquisition Number 31, Deep Space Nine
"Home pages are the pet rock of the 90s. They all have them, they all think
they're very cute. But in a few years they're going to look back and be
-- Kim Alm
"Programming is like sex: One mistake and you support it a lifetime."
-- Paul S. Sears
"There are no depths to which I will not sink."
-- Lynn Howard
"I've been working under operation code named duck and cover for so long now
I can neither confirm nor deny whether I can recall if I'm allowed to
confirm nor deny my own existance. Now does that make any sense to you?"
-- Bob the Psychopath, DAAS Kapital
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