Today's quotes [2.4.19]
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the last person to laugh is slow and partially retarded
Sent by Ryan
Never moon a werewolf.
- Mike Binder
"Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting
thought for those people who can't remember where they leave
"Technology is a way of organizing the universe so
that man doesn't have to experience it."
- Max Frisch
"The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest."
- Kilgore Trout
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