Today's jokes [10.3.19]
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This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, "Pack your bags honey, I
just won the lottery!"
She says, "Oh wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or the
He replies, "I don't care...Just get the f**k out!"
For many years, the border between Poland and Russia was
volatile. Due to a political shift, a farmer found that he was no
longer a Russian, but had become a Pole. Thrilled, he told his
wife, "Thank God ! No more of those freezing Russian
Q: What do you have when you have two green balls in your hand?
A: Kermit's undivided attention.
This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day two years
ago that I lost my dear wife and children.
I'll never forget that game of cards...
How big is Bill Clinton's Penis?
Not as big as Hillary's
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