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So I said to my office mate "Man, your new girlfriend sure is big and 
ugly." 

And he says "So is my dick, but that doesn't stop me from having a good 
time with it."

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I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in 
Silicon Valley. I met a Chinese woman who was a dentist. She had perfect 
teeth, which started me thinking: All dentists from all cultures 
apparently have perfect teeth. So, I am looking for a gynecologist for my 
next girlfriend.

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Paul Carthy, 25, pleaded guilty in Exeter, England, in September to theft 
subsequent to his original charge of shoplifting from a liquor store. In 
the second theft, he had stolen the magnetic letters off the name board 
that was held up to his face when his mug shot was taken.

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