Today's quotes [1.3.19]
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"If your mind changes itself fast enough, the result is vertigo."
- Jim Harrison
When we are planning for posterity, we ought to
remember that virtue is not hereditary.
- Thomas Paine
Hey, someone might want to break-dance to Beethoven
while reciting Melville. Or maybe Brahms...
- Russ Suter
Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
- Former U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower
No one is perfect. The mere fact that one is human is a flaw in itself.
- Robert Heinlen
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