Today's quotes [1.11.19]
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"The knowledge that one is to be hanged in the moring sharpens one's
A.A.A.A.A. - An organization for drunks who drive.
A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.
- Morey Amsterdam
English is the language up with which I will not put
The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this
century's history...We all lived in this century. I didn't live in
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republican vice-presidential
candidate during a news conference in which he was asked his opinion
of the Holocaust
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