Today's quotes [8.11.18]
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"All I'm saying is that you're deluded, pathetic, and squirrels use your
head to store chestnuts for the cold winter months in."
-- Pinback, oz#gothic
"I wandered into a place in San Antonio which had what looked like a magnum
of tabasco sitting in front of the counter.
Me: 'I want! I want! I want! I want!'.
Sales dude: 'It's not for sale'.
Me: 'Bowel movement'.
 Or words to that effect."
-- Peter Gutmann, alt.sysadmin.recovery
Never moon a werewolf.
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by
* Sex is like air, it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
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