Today's quotes [8.10.18]
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"I still have my health. *thok* I still have my health. *thok* I still have
-- Ally McBeal on lost love
"Excellent, there's nothing quite like a blunt object to reinforce proper
-- Simon Travaglia
"Give a man a mask and he'll tell you the truth."
-- Oscar Wilde
"Mr Reith warns a vote for Labor would see a return of high interest rates
and high unemployment, but denies he is engaging in scare tactics in the
final weeks of the campaign."
-- ABC News. (Yeah right. No scare tactics at all.)
"The stupid thing is, UNIX vendors insist on defining their market down to
the point that they believe that they are market leaders (if your market is
40,000 units, and you have 35,000 of them, then you must be the big fish,
right? Time to wield that 'ol monopolistic power...), instead of competing
in the larger market.
We're all computers.
No, we're everything but mainframes.
No, we're mini-computers.
No, we're workstations and servers.
No, we're servers.
No, we're... we're... we're out of business."
-- Terry Lambert, comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc
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