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I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again. -
   Noel Coward, 1956


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* The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain,
       involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The
       hypothalamus controls the "Four F's":
         1. fighting
         2. fleeing
         3. feeding
         4. mating
            -- Psychology professor in neuropsychology intro course


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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. 

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* Her kisses left something to be desired -- the rest of her.


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"Fifth Law of Applied Terror:
 If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
 Corollary:
 If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live."

-- Unknown


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