Today's quotes [7.4.18]
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"The Russians love Brooke Shields because her
eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev."
One time I went to a drive-in in a taxi cab. The movie cost me $95.
"I like the bestiality..."
-- Karen Peisley
"The winds of political correctness now dictate press-backing of
Microsoft the new national pasttime. It will do until Bill Gates
sleeps with Monica Lewinski (I can see it now... M: 'Uh... it was
dark; I thought he was Bill Clinton...')."
-- Terry Lambert, comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc
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