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- An "acceptable" level of employment means that the government economist
   to whom it is acceptable still has a job.


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"If America could be, once again, a nation of self-reliant farmers, craftsmen,
hunters, ranchers, and artists, then the rich would have little power to
dominate others. Neither to serve nor to rule: That was the American dream."

                                                      --Edward Abbey



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"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit."

Mel Brooks.

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"Satan is my sad... pathetic... knob."
                        -- Alasdair McLellan


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"Quotation, n. The act of repeating erroneously the words of another."
                        -- Ambrose Bierce


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