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The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil 
spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most 
expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid 
cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a 
killer whale ate them both.

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Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending 
pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand 
pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. 
The two hopeless protesters were trampled to death. 

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Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware, successfully sued the owner of a night 
club in a neighboring city when she fell from the bathroom window to the 
floor and knocked out her two front teeth. This occurred while Ms.Walton 
was trying to sneak through the window in the ladies room to avoid paying 
the $3.50 cover charge. She was awarded $12,000 and dental expenses.

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