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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. 

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"His ignorance is encyclopedic" 
    - Abba Eban 

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"Nobody seems more obsessed by diet than our antimaterialist, otherworldly,
New Age, spiritual types. But if the material world is merely illusion, an
honest guru should as content with Budweiser and bratwurst as with raw carrot
juice, tofu, and seaweed slime."

                                         --Edward Abbey

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"... well I just spent 20 minutes pretending to be a gay priest called Fred
 while holding up a pole supporting a tightrope for a guy juggling fire..."
                        -- me, true story


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"I'd love to go out with you, but I want to spend more time with my blender."
                        -- Unknown


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