Today's quotes [6.13.18]
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'Ah, well, yes, you see, one of the things that makes
folks even more jolly is knowing there're people who
ain't,' said Albert, in a matter-of-fact voice.
'That's how it goes, master. Master?'
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you
have, for instance.
--Franklin P. Jones
"The dreams in my spirit mirror the solitude of my
--Z. Hazel Ballantine, O My Poetry
Marriages are made in Heaven. So are thunder & lightning.
"Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted"
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