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One neighbor says to the other, "Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the 
blinds on your bedroom open, I saw you fucking your wife." Joe responds 
"The jokes on you, Stan, I was away on a business trip yesterday."

1. 




Why don't Mexicans teach driver's Ed. and Sex Education on the same day? 

     Because they don't want to wear out the donkey. 

2. 




Job Applicant:  "I'm looking for a job as a consultant."
Employer:  "I'm sorry, we already have enough cosultants."
Applicant:   "That's ok, with my experience, I can be an 
advisor."
Employer:  "More than we can use already."
Applicant:  As he is getting desperate, "I'm not proud, I can do
paperwork, I'll be a clerk,  If you have too many, I'll start as a 
janitor."
Employer:  "It just doesn't seem that we have any openings for 
a person with your qualifications."
Applicant:  As he stands up and angrily yells, "work for you I'd 
have to be a low life, belly crawling, double dealing jerk!"
Employer:  "Well, you didn't say you were an attorney, have a 
seat, we may have an opening."



3. 




What's the difference between a pickpocket and a
                                  peeping tom?

One snatches watches and the other watches snatches!

4. 




Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to her
obstetrician's office. When the exam was over, she shyly began, "My
husband wants me to ask you..."
"I know, I know." the doctor said, placing a reassuring hand on her
shoulder, "I get asked that all the time.  Sex is fine until late In
the pregnancy."
"No, that's not it at all," Brenda confessed. "He wants to know if
I can still mow the lawn."

5. 



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