Today's jokes [6.2.18]
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Q: Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
A: So they don't whistle on the way down...
These two sperm were swimmin' around, doin' their thing and one sperm
other...Hey, are we almost there??? Is this the fallopian tube???
Sperm #2 says "Naaaa
this is still the esophagus".
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon's
office. "You know, Doc," he said, "I've made love in more exotic
cars than anyone I know. Must be at least a thousand."
"And now, I suppose, you want me to treat you for the arthritis
you got from scrunching up in all those uncomfortable
positions," the medic said.
"Hell, no," the old fellow replied. "I want to borrow your
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them!
A young girl is with her dad at the barbers eating some
candy, when it slips from her fingers into a pile of hair
on the floor.
"Oh dear, have you got hair on your candy?" asked the barber.
"Don't be so stupid, I'm only three!!" said the girl!
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