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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station .... what more can I say..........


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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then, what exactly are the others here for?


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Since light travels faster than sound, people
appear bright until you hear them speak.


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Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa.

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One should love animals. They are so tasty.

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