Today's quotes [5.2.18]
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"A study in the Washington Post says that women have better
verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of
that study: Duh."
- Conan O'Brien
"The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears
comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner."
"I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York
said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't
cold enough. Let's go west.'"
- Richard Jeni
"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and
all the impersonators would be dead."
- Johnny Carson
"Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography."
- Paul Rodriguez
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