Today's quotes [5.17.18]
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Antiques are things one generation buys, the next
generation gets rid off, and the following generation
If triangles had a God, He'd have three sides.
-- Old Yiddish proverb
My mother made me a whore.
(to which someone else added)
If I give her the yarn, will she make me one too?
"My dad was always really protective of his tools...well, not THAT tool...
O.K., so he was pretty protective of that one too, but I'm talking about
the tools that you make stuff with...well, sure, I suppose he DID make
_me_ with that particular one, but...OH NEVERMIND. My dad always told me
that if some alien came around trying to borrow my phillips screwdriver
that I should just stab him/her/it/them with it."
-- Lt. Wilkes, my role model
"Every cloud has a silver up the creek without a paddle horse."
-- A bunch of people, via Jason B. Standing, Esq.
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