Today's quotes [5.14.18]
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Karaoke is Japanese for "Tone Deaf"
According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front
of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of
course, men are just grateful.
"If looks could kill... she'd have a nasty bruise."
Anyone who doesn't believe in the Tooth Fairy is
offending all the gay dentists in America.
"Politicians are interested in people. Not that this is always a
virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs."
-- P. J. O'Rourke --
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