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"Damn T.V.... Ruined my imagination and 
my ability to... ummm... ya... you 
know..." 

                         -Bart Simpson

1. 




Hard work never killed anybody, 
but why take the chance? 
                            --Edgar Bergen

2. 




Incest. A game the whole family can play.

3. 




It was so cold, the town flasher ran up and described himself.

4. 




"A bald nun, a gay lawyer, and a Ravenous Bugblatter Beast walk into a
 bar.  The bartender says, 'This has got to be the weirdest joke I've
 ever been in...'"
                        -- Fruvous of FurryMuck, via rec.humor.funny


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