Today's quotes [4.4.18]

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If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

An accountant is someone who knows the cost
of everything and the value of nothing.

"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise"

--Unknown

Blessed are those who hunger and thirst,
for they are sticking to their diets.

You're getting old when you get the same sensation from
a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

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