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"... diamonds are forever, but _oranges_... are for half-time..."
                        -- Flacco, DAAS Kapital


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"Plaudipus: a small roman mammal that lays eggs and then presents you with
 a bill."
                        -- Heath, with minimal contribution from me


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LOVE -- irresistable desire to be irresistably desired.

- Mark Twain

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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

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"I like frogs because they get together in warm moist places and sing about sex."

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