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I believe every human has a finite number of heartbeats.
I don't intend to waste any of mine running around exercising.

    - Neil Armstrong 

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"To what do you attribute your old age?"
"The fact that I was born a long time ago."

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"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets." 

     - Dave Edison 

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"Internode Professional Access: A Great Route, Every Time"
                        -- Simon Hackett


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"Does anybody know any (dis)reputable arms dealers where I could by a nuke
 to aim at Seattle?"
"YM 'Redmond'.  Microsoft == Redmond, Microsoft != Seattle."
"Ahh, but 'tis only a matter of blast radius."
                        -- Jonathan Nicholson (jjn@sanger.ac.uk),
                           Debbie Schwartz (das@coho.halcyon.com),
                           Majdi Abbas (mabbas@staff.uiuc.edu)


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