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I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting
clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in
the first place!


Marriage changes passion.
Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.


Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.


How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty
for Miss America?


A good friend will come and bail you out of jail... but, a true friend will
be sitting next to you saying, "Wow... that was fun!"


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