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"Seek Unity and you will find neither Unity nor Truth. Seek the light of
truth, and you will find Unity and Truth..."
--C.S.Lewis


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Think before you think!

        --Stanislaw Lec



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- When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.


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"From what we get, we can make a living; what we give, however,
       makes a life." -- Arthur Ashe


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"From the moment I picked your book up until I put it down I was convulsed
 with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."
                        -- Groucho Marx, from "The Book of Insults"


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