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   My wife sez that I'm too extravagant; that if anything ever happens to
   her,
   I'll have to beg. I told her I'd be fine.
   I mean -- look at all the experience I've got.


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* "Time's fun when you're having flies." -- Kermit the Frog


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If law school is so hard to get through, how come there are so many
   lawyers?
         Calvin Trillin


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"Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter"

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I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was
doing spying.

    -- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an
    interview after he was returned to the US


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