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"Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality." --
       Jules de Gaultier


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"Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than
the Chinese telephone directory." 

Joan Rivers.

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When virtue and modesty enlighten her charms, the lustre of
               a beautiful woman is brighter than the stars of heaven,     
               and the influence of her power it is in vain to resist.     

                                                    Akhenaton (c. B.C. 1375)

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"The big difference between sex for money and
sex for free is that sex for money costs less." 

Brendan Francis.

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"Are you seriously asking or are you just being a dick?"
                        -- Dave Arthur to Gerrit Riessen


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