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My mother didn't breast-feed me. She said she liked me as a friend.

                       ---Rodney Dangerfield

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And which parallel universe did you crawl out of? 

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"Our chief weapons are 'who', 'ps -aux', 'kill -9', and a fanatical devotion
 to 'fastboot'"
                        -- Sun User Group


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"I was really worried, I've never seen you come so quickly..."
                        -- Angela Randall


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In weightlifting, I don't think sudden, uncontrolled urination
       should automatically disqualify you.


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