Today's poems [2.14.18]
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There was a young woman from Orrey,
Who fell down a fifty foot quarry,
She fell on her back
and opened her crack,
And in backed a thirty ton lorry!
Sent by Doug
A teenage pop idol called King,
was known to show young boys his thing,
He'd meet them in halls,
and grope their young balls,
And then he could teach them to sing!
Sent by Dan
Phil, a young plumber from Rhyl
was first to try out the male pill,
but to Lisa's suprise,
his spunk didn't rise,
and neither received any thrill.
Sent by Dan
There once was a man from China
Who wasn't a very good climber
He slipped of a rock
And chopped of his cock
And now he's got a vagina.
Sent by Quise
There was once a prostitute named Sue
Who filled her vagina with glue
She said with a grin
If they pay to get in
And they'll pay to get out too.
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