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On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached
   a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she
   move to coach since she did not have a first class ticket. The blonde
   replied, "I'm blonde; I'm beautiful; I'm going to New York; and I'm
   not moving."
   Not wanting to argue with a customer, the flight attendant asked the
   co-pilot to speak with her. He went to talk with the woman, asking her
   to please move out of the first class section. Again, the blonde
   replied, "I'm blonde; I'm beautiful; I'm going to New York, and I'm
   not moving."
   The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what he
   should do. The captain said, "I'm married to a blonde, and I know how
   to handle this."
   He went to the first class section and whispered in the blonde's ear.
   She immediately jumped up and ran to the coach section mumbling to
   herself, "Why didn't someone just say so?"
   Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked what he said to
   her that finally convinced her to move from her seat. He said, "I told
   her the first class section wasn't going to New York."


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How to Hunt Elephants -- QA Style

Quality assurance inspectors ignore the elephants and look
for mistakes the other hunters made when they were packing
the jeep.

2. 




George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife 
Laura. The waiter approaches the table and asks for his order. 
"I'll have your biggest, juiciest London Broil," answers the President. 
"But sir, what about the mad cow?!!" asks the waiter. 
"Oh," answers Dubya, "she'll order for herself."

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A little kid comes running into the backyard.
He says, "Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a bus!"
"Son, you know my lips are chapped. Please don't make me smile."

4. 




Q. What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? 

A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape. 

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