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Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy.

                                       - - - Miles Kington


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A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances,
but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. 

     - Hugh Downs 

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Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.


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As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important
   that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much
   money. What's important is that you continue to do so.
   -- Hunter S. Thompson's Samoan Attorney


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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent
   revolution inevitable.
   -- John F. Kennedy


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