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If I had done what President Clinton did 
My wife would have "issued a statement" too and it would have 
said: "Jim Rosenberg can go to hell."

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Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. 

    - Geraldo Rivera

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Never do today what you can do tomorrow. Something may
occur to make you regret your premature action. 

    - Aaron Burr

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I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes, because
I know I'm not dumb...and I also know that I'm not blonde. 

    - Dolly Parton 

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There is not a man in America who at one time or another
hasn't had a secret desire to boot a child in the ass.

     - W. C. Fields 

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