Today's quotes [11.2.18]
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"Always behave like a duck; keep calm and unruffled on the surface But
paddle like the devil underneath."
I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues
that are in all the other museums.
I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings... Boy With
Pail... Kitten On Fire.
"Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."
- J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward
more freedom and democracy - but that could change."
- J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President, May 22, 1989
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