Today's jokes [11.5.18]
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There was a young girl called Anna,
Who was rather good with a spanner.
A boy gave her a knock,
So she grabbed his big cock,
And he now has a whole different manner!
Sent by Louise
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, "You are a one"
She said "What do you mean, I am a one?"
I said, "If Bo Derek's a ten, you're a one".
It was during a ball at Andrew Jackson's country home that the
family physician approached Mrs. Jackson to say, "You're
looking wonderful tonite, Rachel! What keeps you so radiant
"Having such a popular husband, of course."
"Surely there must be more to it than that, madam."
"Well, there's Old Hickory's dickery, doc."
How is a woman like a road?
-Both have manholes.
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
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