Today's quotes [10.8.18]
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Don't think of it as being outnumbered, think of it as a wide
I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer
god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other
possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours. --Stephen
"Since all the Heaven's Gates members were discovered wearing Nike sneakers,
do you think Nike might change their slogan to 'Maybe You Should Think
-- Scott Adams, DNRC Newsletter 14.0
One of the major functions of skin is to keep people who look at
you from throwing up. -- Actual exam answer
"... You can at least teach a dingo to fetch. The problem is, it can take
years to teach it the difference between a baby and a stick."
-- Kerry Cue (in "The Advertiser", 13/10/1997)
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