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Everything is drive-through. In California they even have a burial
   service called Jump-In-The-Box.
         Wil Shriner


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Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the
   Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next
   morning buy it back for seventy-five cents.
         Billiam Coronel


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Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could.
   It's like having a little pet for your face.
         Anita Wise


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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage.
   They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
         Rita Rudner


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A billion here, a billion there, sooner or later it adds up to real money. 

     - Everett Dirksen 

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