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Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some
of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana...
The researchers also discovered other similarities
between the two, but can't remember what they are.
--Matt Lauer on NBC's Today show, August 22
If a great deal of time has been expended seeking the answer to a problem
with the only result being failure, the answer will be immediately
obvious to the first unqualified person.
Xerox does it again and again and again and...
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.
-- Han Solo
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