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Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors,
how do you get out?

Stop imagining!


Sent by Cally

1. 




What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?

Flatman and Ribbon.


Sent by Matias


2. 




What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a
year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

The letter "E"


Sent by T. JONES

3. 




If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:

Anna Nicole Smith.


Sent by Marisa

4. 




Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?

NUN in the morning, NUN in the afternoon, NUN in the 
      evening, NUN what so ever!


Sent by Tiffany

5. 



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