Today's quotes [1.7.18]
Vote for the quote that you really like by checking a box next to it. Then press the VOTE button to submit your votes.
Also, links to quote categories and "Email Friend" will open in a new window, so as not to interrupt your quote reading.
"Might does not make right.
But it sure makes what is."
- Edward Abbey
Clairvoyants meeting canceled due to unforeseen circumstances.
"If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road
signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in
-- Discordian Quote File
"WARNING: sending me junk-email will be interpreted as granting permission to
bomb your offices and machine-gun your children."
-- Simon Slavin, in alt.sysadmin.recovery
God is dead.
Voltaire is dead.
(Odeon Metro station, Paris)
By voting you are helping select today's best quote. This helps us provide you with better quality humor in the future, as well as to select the best quotes to send in our daily best humor mailing.
Today's JokesToday's StoriesToday's PoemsToday's Funny Pic
S M T W Th F St
1 2 3 4 5 6
7 8 9 10 11 12 13
14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26 27
28 29 30 31